Spanky

The "main" character of the comic, Spanky really doesn't do much other than stand around and keep his namesake. He's almost always happy, for fairly obvious reasons.

Rob

Spanky's best buddy and the main speaking character in the comic. He's fiercely loyal to Spanky and will protect him at all costs, although the circumstances of their friendship can make that a bit... awkward.

Keke

A gosu Starcraft player and l33t hax0r, this arch-villain of almost every other character in the comic is an unending source of problems.

AOL Chick

The by-product of corporate America, AOL Chick has been possessed by the spirit of the most widely-used ISP: America Online.

Bobot

Bobot is the comic's way of getting around having to figure out an ASCII computer. He decided to take on the name Bobot after studying the human name Rob and discovering that there was a variant of it. Data from Star Trek is his hero.

Mr. Mad

Mr. Mad is the other resident Starcraft player, and hates Keke with a fierce passion for his cheese tactics of Zergling rushes. He is not actually always mad, but has a birth deformity which keeps his face stuck in an angry face. Due to this, he has become very cynical about everything in life.